Joc si joaca

Melodia asta spune multe ...

Imi aduc aminte cu placere de copilaria mea ... de toate nebunii care le faceam; erau total diferite de ceea ce e astazi. Erau nebunii de copii ...
Incerc de cateva zile sa imi explic cauza pentru care copii de azi nu mai stiu sa se joace.
Am exclus de pe lista poluarea, incalzirea globala si criza economica ... insa nu am putut sa nu ma gandesc la vina parintilor.

si o melodie diferita fata de cum o stiti ... Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Ce cauta barbatii la o iubita

Ce cauta barbatii la o femeie? Cum vor sa fie cea de langa ei? Ce au nevoie de la o relatie, ce isi doresc de la partenera? Ce cauta barbatii la o iubita?

Are viata ei proprie
Doamnelor, asta inseamna ca aveti grija de voi, acordati atentie stilului personal si va faceti timp sa petreceti cu prietenii si familia. Cautati aventura calatorind si nu asteptati un barbat care sa apara in viata voastra sa va faca sa simtiti ca traiti. Mai pe scurt sunteti independente si cu o incredere in voi extraordinara!

Este sexy fara sa fie vulgara
La inceputul relatiei o femeie ar trebui sa se abtina de la comentarii cu tenta sexuala foarte pe fata. Este sexy daca flirteaza folosind atingerea non-sexuala, adica sa-si puna mana pe bratul sau pe genunchiul partenerului, dar atingerile indraznete sunt pentru o relatie care dureaza de cevea vreme. Un barbat nu isi doreste sa ii fie pipaite inca de la prima intalnire bijuteriile.

Face gesturi marunte care demonstreaza ca ii pasa
Stii ca are un proiect important de sustinut, ori pleaca in delegatie pentru cateva zile bune. Un mesaj de incurajare, o strangere in brate si vorbele pe care stii ca vrea sa le auda „Am incredere in tine. Esti cel mai bun! Stiu ca poti! Te iubesc!”, prajiturile lui favorite puse in bagaj fac minuni. Ii vei demonstra ca iti pasa, ca ii esti alaturi, ca nu este singur. Inseamna foarte mult pentru un barbat sa stie ca femeia de langa el il sustine, si ii este alaturi.

Stie sa nu faca presiuni
Asta e una importanta. Barbatii au o aversiune teribila pentru orice tip de presiune. Evita sa il suni sau sa ii dai mail-uri de nenumarate ori pe zi. Ai face bine daca ai scoate din vocabularul tau cuvantul „casatorie”. Barbatii nu simt nevoia constanta de a lua pulsul relatiei. Prefera sa se bucure de ea.

Ar trebui sa fie cel mai bun ajutor pentru cel de langa ea
Fa-l sa arate bine, da-i curaj in fata sefului, razi la glumele lui si ajuta-l sa straluceasca cand e important. Bineinteles ca acelasi lucru trebuie sa il faca si el pentru tine. Ar trebui sa fii frana si acceleratia lui. Reciproca e valabila.

Sunt cateva lucruri pe care si le doresc barbatii, pentru ca asa cum si dorintele femeilor sunt infinite si ale barbatilor sunt la fel, dar m-am limitat la cateva esentiale.

sursa: ele.ro & askmen.ro

Maman ma dit que je peux !

Ma mère dit que je pouvais ...

Imi amintesc ca pana prin clasa a 5-a imi doream sa fiu arheolog ... mereu in timpul vacantei, pe care o petreceam la tara la bunici, sapam si cautam prin pamant ca sa descopar. Credeam la un moment dat ca in spatele unui deal, denumit Cazan, se afla o comoara. Minte de copil ce sa-i faci, insa parca mi-au ramas intiparite undeva adanc in suflet ... pentru ca si azi parca mai cred :P
Prin clasa a 7-a, cand eram intrebat ce vreau sa fiu cand voi fi mare, spuneam ca vreau sa fiu presedinte, pentru ca vroiam sa fiu suuuus
In clasa a 8-a am realizat ca trebuie intai sa incep mai de jos, asa ca (nu mai stiu sigur ce m-a motivat) am inceput sa imi doresc sa fiu director de hotel. Iar visul asta inca il mai am si acum ... si au trecut aproape 10 ani

Voi ce va doreati cand erati mici ? click aici si scrie

Fabrica de diplome

"Fac o facultate sa am si eu o diploma"
De la cati nu auzim aceste cuvinte ... in zilele nostre multi fac o facultate doar pentru diploma. Prostia este promovata la nivel inalt; tinerii nu fac o facultate pentru a sti ceva, ci o fac pentru diploma. Putin sunt cei carora le pasa ceea ce fac in facultate, putini sunt cei care isi mai dau interesul ... si-atunci apar "fabricile de diplome", facultati create parca peste noapte pentru prostia autohtona.
In conceptia multora aceste facultati specializate in oferirea de diplome sunt considerate cea mai buna oportunitate de a mai avansa in societate. De ce sa nu faci o facultate ... te duci la una care nu iti da dureri de cap, la care examenele se iau fara dificultati (ca doar de-asta platesti taxa la faultate) si in 3 ani esti licentiat. Asa gandesc multi, de ce sa stai sa inveti atat la o facultate care se respecta cand poti sa urmezi o alta prin care "treci ca gasca prin apa".
Iar prostimea pe unii ii face sa regrete ca si-au ales o facultate de la care invata ceva ...
Ca platesti o taxa de studiu, asta nu inseamna ca o sa treci examenele fara sa inveti sau ca o sa ajungi sa ai o diploma si tu sa vezi facultatea doar in sesiune ... iar gandul acesta sperie. De fapt, tu nu vrei sa sti ceva, tu vrei doar o diploma ca sa ti se mai adauge ceva la salariu.

CINE GRESESTE ?

• In primul rand gresiti voi, cei care alegeti o facultate pentru diploma ... mai tarziu poate ca acea diploma o sa-si piarda valoarea. Poate chiar tu ai ghinionul ca acea facultate sa nu mai aiba acreditare la finalul studiilor, si-atunci ce ai sa faci ? Sau poate vazandu-te in posesia diplomei iti doresti mai mult ... s-asa ai sa vezi ca diploma nu te-a ajutat decat sa ajungi la un interviu, iar acolo esti doar tu si capul tau ... ce ai sa vorbesti cand o sa te intrebe lucruri care se studiau in facultate? Atunci ai sa-ti dai seama ca te-ai plafonat la cateva consoane deprinse poate in generala: îââââââ; ăăăăăăăă si celebrul "deci îăăă"
• In al doilea rand gresesc ei, angajatorii carora nu le pasa. Accepta pe oricine fara sa se gandeasca ca un angajat fara pregatire o sa ii dea mai multe doreri de cap. Acei angajatori care la interviu sunt interesati numai de aspect sau nivelul pilei. Se zice ca o firma poate inflori daca si-alege angajatul potrivit. Pacat, dragi angajatori, ca nu stiti sa algeti, va lasati influentati de nepotisme in loc sa va pese de evolutia firmei.
• In al treilea rand greseste MECI, pentru ca permite dezvoltarea prostiei. Pentru ca in conceptia lor diploma spune multe, insa uita ca in conceptia multora aceasta este doar o foaie ... o faie care pentru unii nu difera in funtie de facultatea care o urmezi

Asa ca ...
" Ce-ai sa te faci cand vei fi mare ?
- Un om mic, cu gura mare, minte ingusta si o foie pe care sa scrie mare 'DIPLOMA' (ca doar atat mai conteaza ... marimea)"

O leapsa lungaaa

Am primit leapsa de la Anisoara
Prima data cand dau curs unei invitatii la leapsa ... si-asta e o leapsa lungaa ... nu de alta dar sa fiu si eu "true" :))

Have you ever?

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain.
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelight bath with someone.
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree.
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars.
21) Changed a baby’s diaper.
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon.
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb.
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place =))
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach 179) Eaten fried green tomatoes. 180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested. ?

Asa cum se poarta o dau si eu mai departe Alinutei

Pacaleala "Mama ei de teava"

Hai mai ... cum sa credeti asa ceva tocmai de 1 aprilie ... M-am lovit in Photoshop :))

Am mai facut una ...
Ma declar cel mai impiedicat om din lume ... o teava era pe tot drumul ala si tocmai eu am intrat cu capul in ea ...
De parca nu imi ajungea vanataia de la ochi ....

Clar ... e ceva cu mine ...

PS: Va multumesc pentru compasiunea aratata

Recensamantul farselor de 1 aprilie:
1. I-am spus doamnei care se ocupa de curatenie ca nu mai este hartie la toaletele baietilor; si s-a echipat cu hartii igenice si a plecat ....
2. M-am intalnit cu Alinuta, si cum nu m-am putut abtine i-am facut si eu una ... o descrie ea bine pe blog
3. Am sunat la poarta si am spus ca sunt Grigorie Vieru, de la Electrica, si ca trebuie sa anunte toata institutia ca in 10 minute se ia curentul. Dupa 30 minute cand mi-am adus aminte a trebuit sa anunt lumea ca de fapt nu se va lua nici un curent :D
4. Farsa cu "Teava in cap" a prins foarte bine ... si asta ma bucura ... multa lume sa aratat chiar ingrozita si plina de mila

Cam putine .... dar toata ziua am ras, parca iti da si pofta de munca ...
Iar pentru cei care nu gusta o gluma de 1 aprilie (oricum este ea) si-au pierdut una dintre calitatile de valoare "umorul" ... Cand zambesti parca altfel traiesti